Urban Dictionary 

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

Urban Dictionary by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

an epic website/app which you are currently on. Abbreviated ud.

I'm going to look up that word on urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Meepster April 6, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

A place where people show case the mental retardation they have been undergoing for the days it took them to finally be able to let it out to the world.
And a place where everyone goes ahead and reads it anyway, in an unsuccessful bid to find something meaningful and getting comic explanations every other time

Look for the meaning of meaning in urban dictionary and see what i mean

Urban Dictionary by squeakyAF June 21, 2015

urban dictionary 

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

urban dictionary by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

A website full of...well...you're on it right now, nitwit! Anyways, it's a place full of sex-ridden bigots.

God........SO MANY PORNAGRAPHIC DEFINITIONS!!!!

That my friend, is the Urban Dictionary!

Urban Dictionary by The Jester of Madness! November 17, 2015

urban dictionary 

The website you are already looking...
It contains definitions about urban words that's used by people in internet.

Urban Guy : Hey m8, what's up ?
Normal Guy : What does means "m8", i don't understand"
Urban Guy : But b8, see into urban dictionary !

*Normal Guy reading the definition*
Normal Guy : Oh, thanks you m8 !

urban dictionary by jeuxjeux20 February 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth

J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds

Urban Dictionary by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016