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Toss-pot

Refers to someone (usually a male passed his prime) who garners amusement and self-esteem through 'tossing off' (literally or figuratively) over the perceived stupidity of those persons who expect something meaningful from them.
Toss-pots, or tossers as they are collectively known, often hang out in groups to reinforce each others defunct and fruitless behaviour. Tossers often meet late at night because tossing off in the sober light of day is not as fun, and their 'victims' are often (more) conscious and inclined to respectfully turn down the 'empty chicken box' existence they offer.
Toss-pot 1: Oh look! There's a girl who looks like she's out of our league but vulnerable enough not to realise it!

King Toss-pot: You draw her in, I'll pay for the drinks and promise her the world.
Toss-Pot 2: I'll get tossing and film you tossing!
by CanCountto 10 August 28, 2021
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Orphan Toss

v. - When you dunk only a single ball into a girl's mouth. Also known as "The Half-Teabag."

n. - From the Oliver Twist quote, "May I have some more please?" This word connotes the man asking the woman for a second lay right after the first and is usually given to the man in pity on the woman's part.
Last night, instead of teabagging, I Orphan Tossed her.

She felt bad for me, so she gave me the Orphan Toss.
by doggod7756 January 24, 2010
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deck toss

The act of throwing ones faulty equipment off the deck in anger.
Dustin got so mad at the lag, that he deck tossed his keyboard
by dicktracingmonkey December 22, 2014
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room toss

‘Room tossing’ or room toss is when you and your gang have sex with a girl and just toss her around the room to the next guy
“Hey chad, room toss Alyssa over here!”
by Anthony (: March 2, 2018
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log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche
I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!
by auntiereese August 13, 2014
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Weiner Toss

The act of throwing hot dogs at a person, and yelling weiner toss!; A way to get people really pissed.
Weiner Toss!!! "That dude just threw a hot dog at me!"
by Laced Face May 26, 2009
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Hawk Toss

When playing Call of Duty online, a player of the opposite team decides to Toss his Tomahawk across the map and hit you directly in any, way, shape or from.
"Wow really, the game just started and i already get hawk tossed but some faggot jerkoff (-_____-) (<extreme discomfort) F.A.I.L."
by Mr.Aeronautics September 9, 2011
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