Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

dick

dick means a boy private part

like galon put his dick in a girl mouth

by kinggee. October 2, 2017

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick ----

William's dick. As big as a school bus.

dick ---- was in my tiny ass pussy last night! It felt soooo good!!!!

by giant dickerya June 14, 2016

Dick

1. Slang for male genitals.
2. A male that acts like an asshole
3. Nickname for Richard.

1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.

by a.beautiful.imperfectionist July 23, 2016

Dick

A male reproductive organ

The thing sitting between your legs dumbass

I got a dick between my legs bro
hey, me too!

by Megavirgin November 12, 2018