Cool-fail

Similar to a regular fail, a cool-fail is when someone attempts to do something they do at a regular time to show off (Eg keeps missing 3 point shots in a basketball game even though they play basketball) but continuosly fails.

"Wow, he's taller than evryone here, he could have scored at least 10 points without trying to score 3 pointers to show off. He missed all of them. Cool-fail.

by notanotherjock October 20, 2010

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

she-fail

When a female does something normally intended for a male and does not succeed.

Javon: Did you hear about Molly trying out as linebacker for Varsity?
Aaron: Yes! And she-fail!!!

by von groovy February 21, 2019

Double fail

A failure that occurs while trying to point out a previous fail.

Person 1: That Cliff bar gave me the same calories as a regular meal without any of the satisfaction.

Fial.

Person 2: Double fail

by thisizmypseudonym June 2, 2011

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

Super Fail

A notch below Epic Fail. See the definition Epic Fail and bring it down a notch.

Guy: "Dude, I watched Avatar like 25 times."
Other Guy: "Super Fail.... Homo."

by wordy_bird April 30, 2010