Jacqi Tired 

A unique form of tiredness which replaces being hungover in select individuals; The superhuman ability to become intoxicated multiple nights in a row but never suffer the ill effects of a hangover thr following day.

"Wow. What a night. We drank like we did 20 years ago in college. I am soooooo hungover. How do you feel?"

"I'm Jacqi tired. Gonna go do a PB 10k today."

Jacqi Tired by Gympy January 23, 2021

Stretched Tires 

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

Stretched Tires by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die. 

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die. by anonymous January 9, 2022

Spicy Tires 

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

Spicy Tires by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023

dog ass tired 

Really tired

After our week in Nola during Mardis Gras we were all eaten up with dog ass tired.

dog ass tired by MsJxn2DC May 5, 2018

chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

chalk my tires by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018

Are you tired yet

A phrase given by a female to indicate that she does not care about your sleepiness , but indeed her own, hinting that she wants to go to sleep.

Are you tired yet Carson?

Are you tired yet by carsonjclayton February 6, 2019