Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.

Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats

by thom.ed March 6, 2011

Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest

Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night

by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. Specially “Pumping Iron”

“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”

by #CB November 21, 2018

chest brace

Makes a whole new level to torture people called Stephan usually wears it

I GOT FUCKING CHEST BRACES

by AmanTheTeacher March 6, 2019