dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 05, 2019

Dick

1. Slang for male genitals.
2. A male that acts like an asshole
3. Nickname for Richard.

1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.

by a.beautiful.imperfectionist March 16, 2016

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.

My name is Richard, or Dick for short.

by I am bored and so are you December 17, 2019

Dick

Dick is a body part that the ladies like unless it's big, not small. Dick can also be a name, short for Richard. A Dick is a cocky person you won't like.

I have a friend named Dick, he is such a dick but has a big dick

by Me.FanFox July 22, 2015

Dick

A boys penis and he sticks it up a girl vagina to make a baby and have sex

To you want to touch my dick

Yes.

by Liyah51 April 22, 2018

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 08, 2017