stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

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Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

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Stephen

The light, that I desperately needed in my life.. I had searched for it for that long, I had given up, loosing all hope, but there it was. The light had appeared from nowhere, it was dim, but it was there, each day growing brighter and brighter. It was a familiar light, that I had seen before, but took no notice. A light that had I taken notice years ago, could have saved me from years of darkness and might have shone brighter itself..

Stephen was the light I found in the dark path I was leading. Thank you Stephen.

Love you

by Neubolical Kay January 9, 2023

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