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The Ole' Felati-Steal
Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.
Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''
Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
The Ole' Felati-Steal by fear the factory April 9, 2009
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Peter Steele
The frontman for Type O Negative unfortunately died of heart failure on April 14, 2010.
R.I.P. Peter Steele, the Black No. 1
R.I.P. Peter Steele, the Black No. 1
Peter Steele by TypeFan June 14, 2010
steal an attack walrus
To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
steal an attack walrus by Haragorn August 22, 2009
steal a mirror
First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."
"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.
And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007