When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021
Get the Shit shartmug. Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012
Get the Shopping Shartmug. When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
Get the Flaming shartmug. A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shart Sockmug. Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
I am the lord of sharts.
by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020
Get the Lord of shartsmug. 
