Driver Seat Syndrome

The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.

Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.

Playing a few rounds of Call of Duty:
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"

by AimAbraxas April 20, 2020

Warm Seat Syndrome

Warm Seat Syndrome, possibly the most horrific thing that can happen when you sit down on a toilet and it is still warm from the previous user.

Going for a muck out just now and got warm seat syndrome

by Finny 55 September 28, 2018

yellow seat girl

A term used for a female who is so obese that she cannot squat over a toilet properly to urinate without her ass hitting the back of the toilet and so she has to settle for pissing on the front part of the toilet seat instead of into the toilet bowl. A yellow puddly mess usually results as the bitch is usually too fat and lazy to clean up after herself.

Barbara cut down on the mac'n' cheese you're going to end up a yellow seat girl!

Ugh, piss all over the seat again in the KFC toilets. Damn these fat, slovenly yellow seat girls!

by purple chair guy October 25, 2011

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009

cat-bird seat

When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.

Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.

by Zo May 21, 2005

edge of my seat

A sex position in which the girl sits on the edge of a chair while the guy, on his knees in front of the chair, pumps her.

Last night, he had me on the edge of my seat!

by locowaka January 16, 2011

back seat bitch

The person in a group who isn't a leader, on the contrary, because this person is a bitch, all this person does is take orders and defer responsibility to the actual leader. For this reason, this person never has to deal with anything that resembles a "high pressure" situation which- at least in their minds- is good because a high pressure situation would cause this person to crack and undoubtedly fail.

"'Did you guy's hear about LeBron James goin' to Miami to play with Dwayne Wade?'

'Yeah I saw that SI cover where LeBron is standing behind Wade. LeBron is such a back seat bitch.'"

by AL P 1918 November 14, 2010