Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day

Wilson rode his scooter all day

by Thotaloty June 11, 2018

Scooter

Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.

Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters

by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.

Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Scooter

The best computer made by apple and razer

Razer and Apple made the best computer worth $69696969696969696969696969 and its called SCOOTER?!?!

by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018

scooters

A scooter is something you ride to travel around faster

Scooters is more than one scooter

A pro scooter is a scooter that is

made for tricks or stunts and in competitions

Yo there riding scooters

by Icy 420 November 13, 2018

Scootershot

To cum in women when riding motorcycle

She got scootershot

by cozscooter December 28, 2018