Protal

To be unable to type in a FF14 party

Awww man I just dropped a "protal"

by Morreus Nightwind May 1, 2022

protagonism

the belief that you are the player 1, and everyone around you is an NPC (esensually your in GTA, you go about your life among bots and you occasionally see another player)

i believe i’m protagonism, all these mfs bots fr.

by ballsndick December 4, 2022

protato

protogen
but potato
it protato
proto potato
it protogen
it potato

a: did you know you can control your phone with a piece of protato? did they mean for my lcd screen to be responsive to a root vegetable?
b: jesse what the actual fuck are you talking about
a: oops uwu my brain has gotten into deeper thoughts than my shower thoughts

b: jesse what the fuck are you a protogen
a: y-yes >_<
b: jesse it's okay to be one :3
a: 🤯

by Matto58 September 29, 2023

Protaconic

Pov: the protagonist from Elevator Hitch forgets his name

*Protaconic stays silent*

by Antag_Freak November 9, 2024

protanki

A remake of the game Tanki Online from 2014, worth trying for nostalgia.

Dude 1: Hey do you play protanki?
Dude 2: yeah, just did, and it was extremely nostalgic.

by Da Anonymous 8 February 15, 2024

Protaginitis

i. When protagonists (main characters) in media use logic that only works because they are protagonists, and thus have plot armor and are protected from dying.

ii. When protagonists or deuteragonists (side characters) in media die as a result of logic that normally wouldn't be applied in real life by normal people, but instead because they need to advance the plot.

"He clearly heard the monster breathing behind that door, why would he open it?"
"He had a minor case of protaginitis, that's why."

by DookieManYT March 28, 2024

Protas

Priscus but better

Priscus:*sees Protas* yo chill my girl go to this school
Protas: ok 😊👍

by Paxso-Africano June 25, 2024