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Piedmont, California 

Piedmont, California is a very wealthy and established part of Bay Area in the hills surrounded completely by Oakland. It boasts prestigious architecture by Julia Morgan, Maybek and Albert Farr and some of the best public schools in the United States. The dividing line between upper and lower Piedmont is open for debate but most call anything below Grand to Pleasant Avenue, "Baja Piedmont". Despite the upper part of Piedmont having an ultra rich reputation, dotted throughout the Châteaus and massive compounds are relatively tiny one level "Nouveau riche" homes. Piedmont was initially a place that people moved to for social climbing and was once a very conservative all white part of the Bay Area with few Asians, Latinos or Blacks though in the past two decades voting has been overwhelmingly Democrat and the town has more racial diversity. They have a world famous bird calling contest each year with the winner appearing on David Letterman.
"I'm so glad I grew up in Piedmont, California from birth unlike you who showed up in the 6th grade when your parents wanted to save money on private schools and get out of Oakland."
An artsy sweet girl. Things affect her easily but if she lets you in she will become a constant in your life. She has a wonderful eccentric sense of humor. And i quick to call out your bullshit. Shell try anything but is always cautious to be safe. Always up to do whatever. Super crazy. But the best friend youll ever have.
Omg piper your so funny.
Pipers such a fun girl.
Omg did you hear piper took 5 shots of tequila last night.
Piper by Indiiiiii October 10, 2018

gick pipe 

Irish name for your asshole, where gick comes from.
Wow, I really over did that spicy food yesterday, my gick pipe's ON FIRE.
gick pipe by Jim Flourish August 25, 2006

shit pipe sheriff 

one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."

stove-piper 

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.
(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"
stove-piper by DB0380 September 12, 2009

Butt-Pipe 

n.-A piece or length of pipe that is inserted into the rectum so items can be more readily inserted

adj.-A term for a person who is not quite "douche" worthy, but is more than an "asshole"...
Get that butt-pipe away from me! or Damn, he's being a real butt-pipe today!
Butt-Pipe by Pump666 March 13, 2017