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shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017
mugGet the shit penmug.

black pen

a phrase used to refer to an vape containing marijuana
yo you got a black pen
by yamomstraitgotemlmao January 18, 2023
mugGet the black penmug.

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*
by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024
mugGet the from the screen to the ring to the pen to the kingmug.

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans
I hit him with a war pen
by ahh yee June 12, 2016
mugGet the War penmug.

pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025
mugGet the pen bitchmug.

Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?
I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!
by Irushforth July 12, 2022
mugGet the Pen Cap Chewmug.

Jell pen

When a man is making out with a girl and she doesn't want to take things further and leaves you with pre-cum leaking out of the tip of your penis.
"I saw you making out with Marinda last night. Did you get any?"

"No she left me with a jell pen"
by NastyVampire October 30, 2023
mugGet the Jell penmug.

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