shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

black pen

a phrase used to refer to an vape containing marijuana

yo you got a black pen

by yamomstraitgotemlmao January 18, 2023

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song

Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024

War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans

I hit him with a war pen

by ahh yee June 12, 2016

pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.

Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!

by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025

Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?

I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!

by Irushforth July 12, 2022

Jell pen

When a man is making out with a girl and she doesn't want to take things further and leaves you with pre-cum leaking out of the tip of your penis.

"I saw you making out with Marinda last night. Did you get any?"

"No she left me with a jell pen"

by NastyVampire October 30, 2023