Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.

Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.

by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011

Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella May 18, 2011

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

Sexy Man Patch

A smaller patch of hair located in the center on man's chest.

Girl: I love the hair between your pecks baby.
Boy: You mean this sexy man patch?

by inlove09 September 6, 2009

dirty soul patch

the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.

Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...

by shits and clits March 17, 2011

Sour patch girl

When a girl goes number one before getting her pussy ate out. It's sour at first, but the more you lick it, the sweeter it gets.

Her pussy tasted funny at first. I think she was a sour patch girl.

by TEM July 14, 2014

pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

by chowderlap August 4, 2008