Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.

I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement

by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

Side order suprise

When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal

Guy1" Dude i just found some fries in my tots"
Guy2" Oh side order suprise"
Guy1" Bomb"

by TheChrisFather September 3, 2011

GTFO Orders

When the USG (US Government) gives orders to all US citizens in a different country to get the fuck out, usually due to political unrest and violence. The USG usually provides transportation and security, via US Army, to escort citizens out.

The US State Department has issued GTFO Orders for Syria, time to get the fuck out!

by attnaboutfaceforwardmarch October 11, 2011

Force-Ordering

When you order something that you know you don't like on a sandwich, pizza, etc. hoping to force yourself to like it, but you end up begrudgingly taking it off when you get it because, let's face it, you're never going to like it.

I was at McDonald's the other day and I was force-ordering onions

by Bruh24/7 March 26, 2015

Side order

A girl who is used as and when she is needed!!!

Amber is just Justin's side order while he feasts on everything else

by slysye March 20, 2019

Warning Order

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.

Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.

by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019

Jack Omodei

flog, cunt, fag, pussy. Jack Omodei is a phrase used to describe any and all of these things it can be used interchangeably. Also can be used to describe a woman chaser and a keen runner. Large house with nice car. Loved but secretly hated by all his "friends". Very attractive mother and father.(would moin) World knowledge very limited almost stupid but still somewhat intelligent.

"Oh look there's a jack Omodei"
"Is he chasing down Niamh Jury"

by conzy paz August 7, 2019