"Oh his little nazi was so cute, I spread my legs and let it storm troop into my Pole Land." ....."After the orgy, all I could think about was Normandy for some reason."
by BlazNsadL June 26, 2005
My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.
by BlazNsadL July 22, 2007
A caucasion that's addicted to tanning booths and doesn't realize they've crossed the line between white and black.
by BlazNsadL June 26, 2005
1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.
by BlazNsadL November 28, 2010
Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.
I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.
by BlazNsadL June 26, 2005
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
by BlazNsadL October 13, 2010