BlazNsadL's definitions

Atheass

1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.

I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.

by BlazNsadL November 30, 2010

Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.

Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter

by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010

Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.

I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement

by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

pudding palace

An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.

I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

little nazi

A penis. Refering to the shape of the head of a penis which resembles a WWII German helmet.

"Oh his little nazi was so cute, I spread my legs and let it storm troop into my Pole Land." ....."After the orgy, all I could think about was Normandy for some reason."

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

cauca-negro

A caucasion that's addicted to tanning booths and doesn't realize they've crossed the line between white and black.

My wife walked in the bedroom last night and all I could see was her eyes !!!

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.

My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005