cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

Onion Nugget

Onion nugget. Ugly on the outside. Ugly on the inside. Onion nugget.

She is such an onion nugget.

Oh onion nuggets!!

by weaboo.otaku.kohai May 31, 2015

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'

Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020

onion booty

booty looking so damn good it makes you want to cry. Positive- eye candy. Negatively- booty smells so bad makes you want to cry. Booty that disrespects the fabric of your jeans and the smell disrespects your nostrils.

Shes got that onion booty flavor in her jeans.

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Sweet Onions

The smell of disgusting murky ball sweat, through your hairy gooch into unwiped your anus after a wet shit.

Hey morgan did you smell tylers sweet onions, they are nasty as fuck man.

by Skillinjah October 8, 2012

Mad Onion

Refers to the ass of a sista with a large ass

Jenny gots herself a mad onion

by Blazman September 22, 2003