weenie head

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.
Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.
by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018
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Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.
I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.
by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017
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head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.
OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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Turtle Heading

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 08, 2018
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go head

to keep going on and do what you was doing before
Boy: "Can I Have Ur Number?"

Girl: "No"

Boy: "Please?"

Girl: "Boy Go Head"
by tahirah August 20, 2006
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Old Head

There comes a time in a man's life, when the run has come to an end. The ride has slowed and it's time to get off.

An "Old Head" is the guy who doesn't want to get off the ride just yet and stays for another lap, but that lap isn't what he thought it was going to be. It's different, there are new people, new things and all the shit that was important then, has now changed. An Old Head still won't quit the game, even at this stage, even if he has to adjust to fit in. It's not as fun as it was, not as exciting and his clout slowly starts to fade to vapor and his name becomes a memory, like "you remember that dude..."

Once it reaches this stage, an Old Head has two options. Either get out like he should and hang up his boots, or he can stay and become "That Old Guy in the Club". If he stays and becomes The Old Guy In The Club, he is then no longer an Old Head.

While an Old Head might be hard to watch, or uncomfortable, it's not the most messed up thing in the world. Each of you will get there and each of you will laugh about it now, with no idea that you'll ever get there, but you will.

Sometimes an Old Head might need a kick in the butt for him to wake tf up and know it's time, but don't hate.

Part of history dies, each time an Old Head gets out da game.
It's rough bruh, seein' an Old Head like that.

Respect.
by Yaddy June 22, 2018
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boulder head

A slow-witted person with an abnormally large head.
Paul is such a boulder head.
by peelincaps February 05, 2010
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