old school

Masturbating to a magazine. Hardcore old school involves the lingerie section of an old Sears catalog.

Nah. I'm gonna kick it old school.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

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Old Metairie

The rich & stuck up area of New Orleans where people like to think they are better than everyone. Basically, the Beverly Hills of NOLA.

That bitch has a Bentley, she must love in Old Metairie!

by Erica992 September 8, 2011

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Old Trout

An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance.

Sylvia creeped me out when she asked me to dance last night. I just side-stepped the old trout, and she ended up dancing with Richard.

by Mortimer Overhill October 16, 2011

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A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.

Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.

by biomanrox October 19, 2010

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