chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

Chuck Norrisized

adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.

"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

Chuck Norrising

When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.

Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!

by McBeth Happycheeks June 29, 2011

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani

Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{

Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;

by Gayderade February 12, 2020

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008