needyocracy

A system whereby everywhere you look there are people wanting something, begging for something, whining for something. And the needy are the ones in charge.

These are several examples of a needyocracy - a group of students who don't want to hand their projects in on time, and their attitude is "What'you gonna do about it?"; People who tell you all about their needs, and not what they are going to do about it; Criminals taking the easy way and getting away with it; Emotional neediness in relationships, and not trying to be a tiny bit independent; Bosses that can't make decisions, and won't take self-improvement courses...; etc

by fetsiboomsticks October 17, 2008

you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010

you need to see this

The words uttered by any person in the process of shoving a tablet, smart phone, or any other video or photo transmitting device in your face. Sometimes it's interesting and inappropriate, but usually in a workplace environment it's the same boring pics of a coworker's kids or grandkids doing typical and predictable kids or grandkids foolishness.

(While pushing an IPad into your face zone) "Dude, you need to see this."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

needy

desperate, plain and simple

I'm needy dude, I need a chick.

by Daniel January 18, 2004

needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! May 13, 2005

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010