After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
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Get the peanut butter moustache mug.A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
Get the queermo mustachio mug.A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
by WanderingDave July 5, 2006
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Get the moustache mug.The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.
by C. Magee November 19, 2006
Get the drumgath mustache mug.When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
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