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Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.
"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."
by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025
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Monday

1. The infamous dreaded day of the week, when kids go back to their most hated hellhole, school, and adults go back to the jobs they absolutely hate.

2. A day known to cause the "Monday Blues", where people feel miserable, depressed, or upset about going back to places they hate, and often feel disappointed that the weekend is over.
3. The day that Garfield absolutely hates, and the day that treats him horribly. His famous line "I Hate Mondays" is featured very frequently on the Garfield comics.
4. The most unwelcome visitor of all time, long overstaying its welcome.
5. A day only idiots like, unless they have no job or they do not work on Mondays.
6. Perfect synonyms for misery, depressing, and sad
1. Ugh, It's Monday again! I hate Mondays! Why Monday, I hate my job, fuck off Monday!
2. I suffer greatly from the Monday Blues, I hate my job, I hate my bosses, I hate my coworkers, I hate my life, I want to die, all thanks to Monday, the worst thing to ever exist.
3. Garfield, despite being a cat and having no job, hates Mondays more than anything, and always has bad luck. He always says, "I Hate Mondays" and often goes through physical pain, something that doesn't happen any other day of the week.
4. Monday is the most unwelcome visitor, yet it always comes back, and overstays its welcome, forcing us to spend 1/7 of our life with it.
5. If you like Mondays, you are an idiot, unless of course you have no job, or your job doesn't work on Mondays!
6. Monday is miserable, depressing, and sad, making it a perfect synonym for miserable, depressing, and sad. I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
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Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .
by Meh life March 15, 2020
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Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday
Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"
by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
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monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
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