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T-Mobile 

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)
AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

Frog-Princess Mobile 

A pink and green bus operated by the Frog-Princess Association in the United States and United Kingdom.

The bus drives around finding frogs and princesses to add to their database.
Hey, Mike — will you carry me down to the Frog-Princess Mobile? I'm really sick of this curse!

The worlds best call of duty mobile player 

A fat virgin who can’t afford a console or pc
There’s the Spencer the worlds best call of duty mobile player he gets no bitches

Pubg mobile 

A call of duty mobile rip off.
Friend: I play Pubg mobile.
Me: Try Call of duty mobile
Friend: Eww, why do you play that sh-
me: Will you shut up, man?
Pubg mobile by CODM GODS February 1, 2021

boost mobile

In reference to the phone, a teamwork connection made by two people. Used in Ultimate Frisbee (or any other sport) to signify an amazing play between two players.
Yo brother, im going deep down field; hook me up with some boost mobile. Chirp!
boost mobile by cmdtrigun April 2, 2007

Bitty Mobile 

When a bunch of bitties are riding in a car on a friday night.
Or
When a man is trying to get with a bitty in order to have a great night.

Can be used as a way of transportation or a sexual act.
Ohhhh, im trying to ride on that bitty mobile tonight!
Bitty Mobile by Filosa1 January 7, 2011