mike on a bike 

famous to brantford, ontario
his name is mike, and he rides a bike. (he likes your shoes)
ohyea and he's not mentally stable...

mike: "i like your shoes! :D"
freshman girl: "OMGZ mike on a bike I LURV YEW. lemme take a pictures for facebook!!!11!one!!!!

mike on a bike by mikeonabike January 8, 2011

Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.

Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?

Mike Answer by Tyler December 20, 2004

mike tyson sandwich 

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

mike tyson sandwich by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

Mike 

Mike steeles your heart, is perfect in every single way. He is a real man, a man you want to spend the rest of your life with. He is romantic leaving you hopelessly in love with him. Every time you are with him he makes you feel like a beautiful angel
An extraordinary man, always honest, he is loving, kindhearted, thoughtful and an absolute genius. He is perfection, inside and out.

He has most inviting eyes, easy to get lost in. a sweet however, extremely seductive grin. He is sexiest man alive. Two strong arms, the kind that make you feel safe. A rock hard six pack that goes along with his amazing chest. His chiseled cheeks and thick legs complete him. Truly he is the man of your dreams.

Everybody loves a Mike!

Mike by LoveBird09 November 25, 2010

Take the Mickey out of 

This phrase is not new; the full phrase is "to take the Mickey (out of someone)"
Britons have been using this figure of speech for decades, if not centuries. A "Mickey" of course, is a "Mick": a pejorative, racist term for an Irishman (so nicknamed because so many Irish surnames begin with Mc- or Mac-) It is a common stereotype, in both the UK and USA, that Irish men have volatile tempers, like to brawl, and make good boxers. So, To "take the Mickey (out of someone)" means to take the fight, the vigor, the gravity, the self-importance out of them, by mocking them, usually in a very subtle way.

Headmaster: "...so I expect you boys to comport yourself with the full dignity befitting students of this establishment of secondary learning."

Student: "Oh yes, we will sir. We'll even wear our school blazers to bed."

Headmaster: "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to take the Mickey out of me!"

Take the Mickey out of by david lincoln brooks September 28, 2006

Mike Sensation 

A semi-pro wrestler that happens to be a complete and utter faggot.

"Hey, dude, did you hear about that cock mongrel on TV?"
"Oh man, you mean MIKE SENSATION??"

Mike Sensation by PMJ January 11, 2009

Mike O'Rourke 

A poor homeless man with diabetes; a useless person

Quick being such a Mike O'Rourke and eating that garbage to get your blood sugar up

Mike O'Rourke by Teabag pete January 30, 2010