The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.
If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 11, 2009
Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
by Bent Facts September 09, 2020
by god March 26, 2005
The greatest couple that could possibly exist. Emily is beautiful inside and out and just doesn't know it. She is the prettiest girl alive and has the best personality and the best body. Matthew is very lucky to have her. Matthew is a calm guy who tries to stay positive as much as he can. He is funny and overall a fun person to be around. He likes Emily so much that he would do anything for her. If you think any other couple is better than them your lying to yourself buddy.
Person 1: Look at that couple. They look so awesome!
Person 2: That's Emily and Matthew, the best couple out there!
Person 2: That's Emily and Matthew, the best couple out there!
by DatEggoBoii November 06, 2018
An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.
by im a definition god November 29, 2018
An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
by L'Ranne April 10, 2005
Famous to the under ground community. Usually girls between the ages of 13-15 are in total love with him. Matthew is a vegan. He is the gaygod. he owns many popular groups on myspace. He does a stickam show every monday and thursday at www.matthewlush.com/cam. k thanks :
lauren (age 14):Matthew lush is soooo hot!
jessica (age 14)- OMGG (=oh my gay god) i know like right!
lauren: YEAYA!!! (matthew lush thing he says constantly, and actualy made a song called yeaya {yee-ya})
lol.
jessica (age 14)- OMGG (=oh my gay god) i know like right!
lauren: YEAYA!!! (matthew lush thing he says constantly, and actualy made a song called yeaya {yee-ya})
lol.
by lauren [FTH] yeaya! November 14, 2007