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make ddeokbokki

To have sex with a girl on her period.

Started out from a stalker report of Junsu of 2PM. Basically the story was that his girlfriend was on her period and he really wanted to have sex with her. He kept insisting and was like "c'mon...let's make ddeokbokki". No ones if it happened or not.
Girlfriend: Oppa, I'm on my period :(

Boyfriend: It's okay. C'mon. Let's make ddeokbokki.
by Oppar April 18, 2010
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Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.
"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"
by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009
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Make Your Mom Do It

Answer to any problem you may encounter in your journey through life.
A: Damn, I got a shitload of homework
B: Make your mom do it.

A: Can you please pick up after yourself?
B: Make your mom do it.

A: We have a shipment of anthrax that needs to be sent to Iraq by tomorrow.
B: Make your mom do it.
by Tim XYZ November 8, 2003
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make love

(Is not "fuqin, hit'n that, bangin', or anything else..) Makin love is when a man or a woman (who are in love wit each other) take part in a long or short moment together..It is basically havin sex except it is nice and slow..) It includes kissing and carressing... People make love because they are in love...
Carenna and Elija have been together for almost 2 years. She said that she lost her virginity to him after 1 year, that they had loved each other... They did not just fuq when she lost it to him, they made love...
by imsmartlkethat June 16, 2003
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Mackem

Mackems originated from the drunken coupling of a brother and sister from a series of caves known as Pennywell. Legend has it that, after consuming large amounts of Panda Pop and Hewla Hewps, the two fell into an embrace, resulting in the birth of a race of six toed, cave dwelling, sub human filth.

Mackems are generally very poorly educated, they are known for refusing to take employment as they are happy to live on benefits. Many choose to live in free houses they have been given from the council. This is primarily to stop them leaving the area and integrating with the normal people from the outlying boroughs.

They are a source of great amusement to the rest of the North East, much like poking a bear with a stick, or watching a fat bloke fall over.

The rest of the UK have no idea where Mackems come from. This is usually remedied by saying "Sunderland. Oh, it's down the road from Newcastle".

They are usually found round the back of Farmfoods waiting for out of date cheese, sitting on kerbs in the Pennywell shanty towns, waiting in the crisis loan queue at the job centre or appearing on The Jeremy Kyle Show. They produce vast amounts of children with multiple partners. These offspring usually go by the name Jayden or Chantelle.

It is a well known fact that Mackems are responsible for all crime committed in the North East.

Well known Mackems throughout history include the old agony aunt off This Morning and Wearside Jack.
"Christ, I've lost both my legs in a terrible accident. Could be worse, I could be a Mackem"

"Aww is that that poor John Merrick fella, oh no, it's just a Mackem"

"Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?"

"I will admit to pretending to be the Yorkishire Ripper. But I wont admit to being a Mackem" - Wearside Jack.
by Cockadoody November 11, 2013
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Does this make my butt look big

She put on her new skirt and asked me, "Does this make my butt look big?" I didn't say anything.

Well-played.
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how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.
"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
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