A extremely hilarious YouTube user who posts funny videos all the time. Some of his best are "Pissed Off Gamer", "Shocking Behaviors", and "Jimmy's Carnival Chaos". He is similar to Shane Dawson.
Guy 1. hey dude, the other dayJohn was turning everything into a makemebad.
Guy 2. How?
Guy 1. well, we were just trying to mow his law, and he kept going on about his wooden aligator, the game of monopoly I played with me the other day and continued to tell me to jerk off!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!