Martyball

The American football strategy used by Mike Martz, relying on the seven-step drop and a terrible offensive line to smash Jay Cutler, rattling his brain and giving him superhuman powers. The "Martyball" employed by Schottenheimer will henceforth be known as Schottyball.

"MARTY DONT MARTYBALL NOOOOOOOOOOO"- Jay Cutler RIP <3

by Mike Football Martz April 6, 2011

Matty

Sunday league football term - To attempt and fail to kick a football after shouting for the pass.

"He's only gone and done a Matty"

by Gem_H April 20, 2008

mafiyoyo

n. Incompetent mobster. Aka. Moron

ex/ Mafia hit man holding a gun backwards, or pouring cement over his own shoes.

Joe is such a mafiyoyo, he's an idiot!

by Alex Bahder January 23, 2006

Bradley Martyn

A real life version of the hulk! This beast squats your max while on a hover board and still does it better than you. He’s like 240 lbs and can jump over 6ft high. He lifts insane weights that you doubt he’s a human being.

Aside from that he’s a great guy and has amazing motivational talks and a great outlook on life.

I love you, Bradley

PS: Dom is still bigger than you

I lifted crazy weights today! I went full Bradley Martyn

by Urbandefintions June 5, 2018

Matty

A strange weird girl who is in love with a sean. She wears chinchilla shoes and secretely lives her life as a lesbian.
O and she laughs like a witch.

"That girl could not stop texting that boy. She was pulling a matty."

by Katie Stots May 29, 2008

phatty matty

a cool person

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.

by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

pullin' a matty

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008