time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

time machine by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

War Machine 

A marvel character who is extremely badass and sidekick to Iron man in fact I would say considered stronger

I am war machine *shower of bullets

War Machine by Johnny Delgado October 22, 2015

To the Google Machine 

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.

Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!

To the Google Machine by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds December 9, 2010

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.

When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

Shaking the vending machine by km22 May 18, 2011

George Costanza Answering Machine 

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

George Costanza Answering Machine by VFL98 August 26, 2014

condom machine

A thing that is in every truck stop bathroom. Allows the trucker to get a rubber, so he can fuck one of those skanky hookers that hang around truck stops, without the embarrasment of going up to the cashier. Also commonly used by 16 year old boys. The condoms usually cost 75 cents.

Trucker: (Just got done shitting) Looks up at condom machine above the toilet. "Hmm, there done be a lot of skanks hangin out in the parkin lot. Better grab a rubber."

condom machine by JJ Hard-on September 7, 2007

washing machine syndrome 

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

washing machine syndrome by caaaaasey November 18, 2009