A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.
by VFL98 August 26, 2014
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Phillip Fulmer

The greatest football coach to ever live. Led the Tennessee Volunteers to a much awaited national title in 1998. Was an ace recruiter and beat Alabama a bunch of times. In fact, Fulmer still remains the most hated man in Alabama today, which is why he is so great.
by VFL98 December 06, 2013
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