Definitions by VFL98

George Costanza Answering Machine 

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

George Costanza Answering Machine by VFL98 August 26, 2014

Phillip Fulmer 

The greatest football coach to ever live. Led the Tennessee Volunteers to a much awaited national title in 1998. Was an ace recruiter and beat Alabama a bunch of times. In fact, Fulmer still remains the most hated man in Alabama today, which is why he is so great.

Phillip Fulmer is a genius.

Phillip Fulmer by VFL98 December 6, 2013