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Entitlement Junkie 

A Black-American who believes he/she is entitled to anything he or she desires up to and including: Reparations for slavery, free meals at restaurants, free drinks, "hooked up" drinks, respect (without giving/earning it), WIC, food stamps, etc. They are "never" wrong, and will argue for hours with management or any non-black that disagrees with them, the females sometimes getting aggressive.
When there's nothing wrong with the meal or service, an entitlement junkie will still complain until some or all of their bill is free.
Entitlement Junkie by SweatyBalls December 18, 2010
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Junk Kicked Smile 

A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.
The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.

junk time 

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.
Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"
junk time by benda=junk time October 28, 2010

trade junk 

to have casual sex
"I invited my friend over to watch movies and trade junk."
trade junk by cyn January 26, 2003

disagreement junkie 

A person who is pathologically contrary to everything that is said to him/her. Will argue black is white until they are blue...no green...no red in the face. Even if you agree with them they will rise up in opposition. Political life is the perfect arena for this kind of nonsense.
It's wonderful that Barack Obhama has become the first black president of the USA
He's not black, he's white!
Oh, you're such a disagreement junkie

Spunk Junkie 

A man or woman who is so addicted to the smell, and or taste of cum, that they will do almost anything to get it.
Dude! Jennifer is such a Spunk Junkie she tried to rip my pants of when I said I was hard for sluts.
Spunk Junkie by Gaybearkota November 29, 2011

Discord Junkie 

A discord junkie is someone who wastes every minute, hour, and day of their life on Discord, a site where you can chat with other people and share autism of all kinds.
Dom: Have you noticed that Chris seems to be using Discord all the time?
Riley: I think Chris might have became a bloody Discord Junkie.
Dom: Oh shit, that sucks.
Discord Junkie by itsyerboyian June 12, 2018