jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Jerkopolis

Mythical City that was fabled to be full of the jerkiest jerks from across the globe. Only a complete jerk could be a citizen of Jerkopolis

I can't believe he just punched that cripple kid in the face then promptly fucked his milf of a mom...

Well thats what you'd expect from some deuschebag from Jerkopolis

by Dbati February 4, 2010

Jerkalope

One who displays the actions of a jerk, yet has the rack of an antelope to harm.

Dan showed up at my wedding wearing a dress to match my bridal gown, what a jerkalope!

by Amey T. October 2, 2003

JERKBOX

Jerkbox (Jerk-baw-ks)
A person who has his/her automobile radio so loud that all people within a two block radius are forced to Listen to what he/she is listening to.
Originated from Jukebox: Which was a device (primarily at malt shops and small restaraunts, theN used at pool halls) that when a person inserted quarters wold play what they desired to hear until the selections they paid for were complete.

Person 1: Listen to the fag playing Elton John so loud his car is rattling.
Person 2: What a fucking Jerkbox.

by Tianyunwang July 5, 2007

Jerk Idiot

Some One That Is a Stupid Jackass. But It Sounds Cooler To Call Them A Jerk Idiot. Also Used As A Song, In The Former T.V. Show: Andy Milonakis.

That Jerk Idiot Shoved Me Into The Pool Infont Of Those Women.

by Peterson12 November 8, 2007

jerkburg

when you wanna call som1 a jerk
but you want it to hurt that lil bit more.
The word was formed when Bender sent dr.zoidburg a letter

introducing the letter as "dear dr 'jerkburg'"

1) Man that guy yesterday he was a real jerkburg.
2) That band last night were a bunch of jerkburgs

by optimus1232123 October 15, 2009

Jerk Pump

The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.

Jerking- Style of dance

Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing

(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"

*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*

by Prodigious Asian February 6, 2010