jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017

jizz brow

When someone receives ejaculation on the forehead above the brow.

Jen refused anal so I shot her a jizz brow.

by Lodonkulous June 4, 2018

Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.

Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.

by £low January 10, 2014

Jizz Kitty

After blowing your load in a girl, you go down on her and lap up your semen.

"After shooting my load in Chrissy, I went down her and became her jizz kitty."

by theangrybeard August 16, 2014

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011

Jizz Googlian

Someone that uses jizz goggles

Man 1: guacamole nigga penis, jizz googlian

by Jizz googlian nigga man May 19, 2022