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ivantale

a very good song.
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died

My kids hate me now

This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???
person 1: did you hear that new song by real men?
person 2: oh yeah! i love story of ivantale.
by sexy king musha May 18, 2020
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Ivankanomics

Sociological study of talentless daughters who earn nothing and claim credit for everything
Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
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Ivana

Ivana is a very nice person and she’s very pretty but she would hurt you the most even tho she would not realize it. She also has an amazing personality and a lot of people love her, she would be most likely one of those popular girls.
“hi my name is Ivana”
by IHYSM. November 21, 2021
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Ivani

she's a drug...total addictive goddess.
she's a real badass and doesn't think twice before doing anything.
ma girl got a dangerous pussy so think a million times before u hurt her.
is hated for no reason.
everyone backstabs her and abandon's her because she is too good to them whom she loves.
all the girls envy her and want to be like her but they cant so they start hating her .
likes to keep a diary and secretly wants you to read it because she wants you to know how she is and what she expects from you.
loves basketball and is in burning hot flames while she's in the court.
bad at keeping secrets but not to those whom she loves.
she's so so so adorable, she'll get u dreaming about her.
this bad bitch got balls to speak to your face, basically straight forward.
bookaholic.
is a lunatic.
obsessed with dead things.
YOU'LL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO TASTE THE FOOD SHE COOKED.
needs attention 24/7.
cries on stupid things but tries to show that she never cries and is strong.
the literal queen of art.
veryyy childish if she's close to you.
plant obsessed psycho.
absolutely in love with kids and always looking forward to protecting them anywhere.
that's Ivani.
ivani is ivani afterall
by that girl u dont know September 20, 2022
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Dario Ivančir

He's the guy that kicks your butt in any online game so you forfeit.
Btw very smart.
Noob 1: I just played against the best player in the world.
Noob 2: Oh it must have been Dario Ivančir.
Dario: Yup noob go lobby cry
by Dario is cool November 24, 2021
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to pull an Ivanenko

to leave the classroom with a phone in your pocket
The geometry lesson was so boring I decided to pull an Ivanenko.
by sensorer March 18, 2021
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Ivantang

It is what happens to a man when he gets pussy whipped. It turns men into blithering idiots who do things against known logic.
Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.

Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!
by DingoDawg December 19, 2008
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