Hornswaggled 

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009

horn 

1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.

3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

4. A trumpet.

5. A symbol of power or strength.

Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!

Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!

horn by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008

Fog Horn 

(1)-Distorted Voice
(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.

Distorted voice is the result of been stuck up the supervisors ass, large cavernious area. Nosie energy tends to rebound off internal walls thus resulting in the distorted fog horn sound

Fog Horn by Charrington July 2, 2009

air horn 

when you are receiving a rim job. You pull the giver close and fart in their mouth. You cause the giver's mouth to expand.

I was getting a rusty trombone but it wasn't very good. So I gave her an air horn instead.

air horn by smittah March 28, 2011

Shoe Horn 

Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.

"Who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the IPCC?"

Shoe Horn by model developer October 28, 2009

Horn 

1. horn (whor-n) noun. a man's genetalia

Yo bitty, work my horn.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.

Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.

My horn is horny.

Horn by FUPA PENETRATOR July 8, 2011

horn dog 

guy who thinks about a sex all days

you some kinda horn dog looging at a playboy

horn dog by Cangh Jui May 14, 2003