Helmut

A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.

"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".

"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"

by Cheung September 14, 2008

Helmet Head

A sexy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.

I heard he is in love with this chick from his Math tutorials , but dude she is a total Helmet Head.

by Thenoogmegzator1337 May 20, 2011

Helmet-Head

The feeling and/or sensation of wearing an invisible helmet while being high.

'Do you have a helmet-head yet?.'

by JaneJill March 8, 2010

helmet

the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail

Man, that dude's such a f****n helmet!

by giblets January 13, 2004

helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

Shane Helms

A wrestler known as the Hurricane in the WWE, who is really just God in disguise, which is why I worship him. Yum

*holds up sign in the audience* The Hurricane is GOD!

by Katy February 9, 2004

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009