granth

has no bitches, zero rizz, cant rizz men, can make uae snow for the first time, is eyebrows to his hair line is 22 km,likes men with small thick cocks. he will suck u like there is no tommorow. watch out people

its ok the bigger oneshurt granth
- his roblox/minecraft 9yo trannie dandruff salting gf who left him

by iufvuiwevuhw October 15, 2023

granth

likes minors, will date them, likes small cocks, gets zero bitches, zero rizz, cant focus because of kevon(too hot for him), he will suck as if there is no tommorow, can make uae snow for the first time.

Exhibit A of a ''granth'':
discord mod

Exhibit B of a ''granth'':
reddit mod

Exhibit C of a ''granth'':
twitch mod

LADIES BEWARE- he will not hurt he has 1 mm when hard (otherwise its a dust particle)
pro mens fashion tip-
if u stain ur shirt with ink, then granth will clean it up with white powder

''granth'' will never get bitches.
instead of making cocaine, bro runs the DANDRUFF cartel like a street nigga from the ghetto
(he is an aspiring 22yo biochemical entrepreneur who wants to make the world a better place by hustling at 3am)

by iufvuiwevuhw October 15, 2023

Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.

*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"

by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

grunch brush

The hairy s*** covered taint area on a man or woman

That was the worst p**** I've ever seen did you see the grunch brush on that chickI

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Grunt

Basically a name for those who will stoop to the lowest levels to hurt or take from a person they are a mix of a grub and a cunt

Fuck that's just plain out being a grunt what they did to them!

by triple.L April 12, 2024

Gruntmog

The act of Mogging someone in a public space such as a gym, bathroom, park, etc by grunting in a far more aggressive and overt way. Can be done in a completely unintentional manner or as a show of dominance.

Aiden: I'm going to mog you lil bro

Eric: bro shut the fuck up I gruntmog your tiny ass any day of the week

by mogologist January 22, 2024