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Golden apple

An item in Minecraft that is used for when fighting bosses when eaten it gives you absorption and regeneration || for a short second
Guy:1 hey bro I had 20 golden apples the ender dragon left me with 7

Guy:2 nice
by A big bird July 25, 2019
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Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.
I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.
by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009
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golden corn hole

This is the legendary meticulous act of peeing in your girlfriend’s butt. It also can be done with a drunken girl who does not expect a thing. This act should be done only by professionals. However, it is usually just talked a lot about over some beer
Legend holds that Stees actually peed in his college girl friends butt once. However as myths and wise tails usefully go. The Golden Corn hole was created with lots of KB and good Colorado microbrews. “Hey Amy can I pee in your butt”, Andy said after his 14th beer. This later has been called the golden corn hole which every guy must admit has thought of going to a girl in his lifetime.
by TheBuckbuck July 20, 2006
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Golden Pussy

The Golden Pussy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. To the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. Most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.

Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.
"Did you see that nasty looking girl with Larry?" "She must have a golden pussy"
by KingDou October 3, 2007
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Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
by ninde January 17, 2008
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golden tee bar

A bar who's clientele is almost exclusively white men over 40 who come in to play the one or more Golden Tee golf machines that are tucked into the corners of the room. Inevitably, the bartender is a woman, also over 40, who you can tell probably used to be hot.
"That place on the corner used to be a great place to pick up hotties, but not since they became a Golden Tee Bar."
by Claytonmars March 5, 2008
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Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
by Minejumper April 3, 2009
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