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google.com

The answer to all of lifes problems. i swear. whatever the hell you need, just enter it in the search bar. Mail-Order-Wives, New Insults, A Kick-Ass online slang dictionary (its true how i found this site), Cars, Cant remember the name of a song? just enter in the lyrics in "". It will change your effing life.
Average Human: dude, where the hell is cambodia?

Informative Human: go to google.com already, dumbass.
by Windy City Hottie June 27, 2006
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Google Lord

The person about whom the first hit is about when a name is entered on Google. Theoretically, this person is the most famous person with that name. Ordinary people like you or me could be a Google Lord, if they have weird enough names.
Mr Smith is much more popular than Mr Ramasudopolous, but Mr R is much more likely to be a Google Lord

"To get to my blog you can just type my name and click I'm feeling lucky, I'm a Google Lord"
by SteveCuri December 13, 2008
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Google Mail

The name of Gmail in the UK but another company claimed rights for the Gmail name so it's now called Google mail in the UK.
hey guys! i got a new Google Mail Address!
by koolyman February 9, 2006
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Google Master

One who can find anything on Google
I am the google master, if it is out there I can find it on google.
by TexasLover87 January 18, 2009
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google intelligence

When a person relies on google as their complete resource for everything. Someone of usually no intelligence can pretend they know things just by using google.
Chris is only limited to google intelligence, he doesn't really know much about anything.
by Martin G January 22, 2006
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google feud

A way to feel like an idiot and lose your faith in humanity at the same time

hint: "gay" is almost always the top answer
lets play google feud! ... WTF? "Abortion is gay" is an answer?
by Sntcringe April 12, 2017
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Google Wank

Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!
I had a google wank over www.d0nkeypr0n.com today
by Kingy January 20, 2004
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