goatseman

An extremely ugly man or woman

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"

by Jukka May 23, 2003

Gottesman

Literally, Man of God in Austrian. The same in German with this spelling "Gottesmann"

That rabbi is a Gottesman...

by Joey Gotts! November 27, 2007

goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

by Datheus March 14, 2003

goatsman

A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac September 11, 2008

Rusty Gates

Pathetic, greasy "actor" with no talent whatsoever. Is a complete sell out and insults every person in the computing profession in ads for a dodgy computer company by the name of "arrow computers".

Every ad plays on stereotypes and "rusty" with his ginger hair, pale skin and thick rimmed glasses oozes dodgy salesman (which is accurate as Arrow are renowned for their slick ads and poor quality products).

For comparison reasons these ads are more annoying and frustrating than Jamsta/Jamba crazy frog ads purely due to Rusty.

"Hi I'm Rusty Gates and I'm a giant faggot buy this shit computer"

by MnSa December 15, 2008

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

Totes my gotes

A way of saying yes or totally, especially used on facebook. Some people are against the expression because they don't understand it. However, most are not.

"Want to hang out?"
"Totes my gotes!"

by TotingtheGotes October 19, 2011