GOD 

Google Oriented Development

When Google contributes a substantial number of lines to your code compared to you and your peers.

The decline in the sales of programming books is due to GOD, which validates it's presence.

GOD by The Average Indian Software Engineer May 19, 2008

God 

Some random word that pops up in lots of "stories" and which is somehow to be written with a capital letter.

Mother: "Stewie, could you please write down the word 'God' for me"?

Stewie writes "god"

Mother: Wrong!!

God by Smallestfry December 13, 2009

god 

*the one you ask for help when you're drowning but you ignore when you're safe.

**the one who all you have from him to ignore/accept him are three books but you never bothered to read all 3 of them (for example people rather burn Qur'an without knowing whats in it.)

*** the one you CAN know what it is , but you don't want to

the name you cry out when you're in pain

*jasmine crying out in ( joy and ) pain* : uh ! uh ! uh ! Uh my effing GOD !

god by Desikosh May 17, 2015

God 

The One And Only God,The Creator of everyone and everything, who created Humans in his image, the beginning and the end (Alpha and Omega). Who has alway's been and alway's will be, who is mentioned in the Bible which is the book or the word of God as people know it.

We prayed to God for answers, Chriatians Praise God, God the Father Son and Holy Spirit, Church is where religious people gather to praise God.

God by TheNan October 6, 2016

God 

The reason that i live

God you are good:All the time, all the time:God is good.

God by TSM_AK June 12, 2016

God 

A fantasy fairy that children are told about so they eat their greens.

Parent:"Timmy eat your broccoli!"
Timmy:"I don't like"
Parent:"if you don't god will send you to hell"
Timmy:"cool, I'm edgy xdd"
Parent"blows up Timmy in the name of a fake fairy"
Timmy*dies*

God by Apathetic person May 27, 2018

god 

a man-made concept often used to explain something that humanity does not yet understand.

god is a noun

1. god created man is a belief for many people only because they did know the science of evolution. 2. the idea that jesus is the son of god is only believed because there was no record of who jesus's father was.

god by addake December 1, 2018