Fountain of Youth

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another elderly partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.

Kayley felt ten years younger after Rich performed the Fountain of Youth.

by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007

Funtongalo

when you cumshot into a girl's ass and she farts it out.

i funtongolo'ed my boyfriend

by Ding-Licker February 22, 2005

frunted

when the front of someones head is very large and square in proportion to his body.

Scott has a frunted.

by Bean! May 15, 2006

Funt

fat above the cunt

she has major funt!!!!!!!!

by linda lovelace January 23, 2004

afghani water fountain

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008

funted

fucken munted.

something that is really fucked up

dude your face is so funted

by L-near June 23, 2010

flunted

the motion of accidently putting your finger through the tissue paper as you wipe.

oh god, i just FLUNTED i must wash my hands

by tinky74 July 6, 2010