Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody

Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift

by Roberto83 December 6, 2009

fart higher than your ass

Translation of the French expression "péter plus haut que son cul"

to be over-proud, arrogant, pretentious.
to pretend to stand higher than your real position.

Bryan got a Ferrari yesterday. He should stop farting higher than his ass.

Alison, you think you are the most intelligent, stop farting higher than your ass!

If you fart higher than your ass, you'll have shit below your ears
(Les Nuls)

by Stephanie37 July 4, 2008

fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.

Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!

by Rhern February 28, 2005

fart stain

a stain found in your undies.... like after you have a viscocity fart

i have a fart stain!

by Ciske November 2, 2003

Fart Dragon

A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.

Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.

by Ianferno April 29, 2008

Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.

My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.

by JambaJews April 24, 2009

Fart Fanning

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010