edward cullen

A fictional vampire in the series Twilight. Many fangirls obsess over him even though:

A) He isn't real
B) He's a vampire
C) He's in a book

Most girls won't talk to boys now because they aren't like "Edward."

True Story:

Guest_runner113: hey
Guest_edwardluver10: hi
Guest_runner113: just curious, who is edward?
Guest_edwardluver10: twilight series
Guest_runner113: oh... and why do you love him?
Guest_edwardluver10: he is very chivelrous and very romantic
Guest_edwardluver10: he is also a hot vampire
Guest_runner113: well, how can someone be 1) hot and a vampire 2) hot in a book
Guest_runner113: i just can't see how words can make somone appear hot
Guest_edwardluver10: the way the author describes him
Guest_edwardluver10: plus the movie
Guest_runner113: um... ok... you do know he's not real right?
Guest_edwardluver10: yes
Guest_runner113: i don't know, i'm not following this
Guest_edwardluver10: still... hes not the average burn to death b/c of sunlight
Guest_runner113: so let me get this straight... you're in love with a fictional vampire who is hot because the author says he is?
Guest_edwardluver10: not real love... u know how many girls love edward cullen?
Guest_edwardluver10: many!!!
Guest_runner113: yeah, and it's SICK
Guest_runner113: find a real boy
Guest_runner113: there are plenty of us
Guest_runner113: and all of us hate this "edward" you speek of
Guest_edwardluver10: yeah, b/c he is actually a good person... he shows respect!
Guest_runner113: i know you don't believe this, but over 60% of guys show respect
Guest_edwardluver10: he doesnt go and say its sick
Guest_edwardluver10: i believe it,, its just the 40% are the ones i meet
Guest_runner113: but he thrives off the blood of people
Guest_runner113: and a lot of girls aren't respectful either
Guest_edwardluver10: no, read the books... he and his family feed off the blood of animals not humans
Guest_runner113: then why doesn't he eat meet?
Guest_edwardluver10: i know a lot of girls are rude... u probably think im one of them
Guest_edwardluver10: they dont eat food, they gag it up
Guest_runner113: all i'm saying is that edward isn't real and never will be real and obsessing over him is a waste of time and will get you nowhere
Guest_runner113: please pass this on to other twilight fans
Guest_edwardluver10: no
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by CommonSenseIsntSoCommon April 10, 2009

Prince Edward Island

A province full of potatoes and hornets. Make sure you keep your window down, especially in the spring and summer. Only attractions are potato crop fields and possibly the oldest population of every province. If you are looking to retire then you'd fit in here.

Person from Prince Edward Island: I was driving down to the market to get me daily bag of potatos, when a hornet flew right the way into me car. The little bugger damn near stung me, and me daughter was scared like she sawn a ghost.

by mentalkid123 August 1, 2017

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.

Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.

by team lupin November 18, 2010

edwards spliff

a joint rolled with minium weed and will not get you stoned one bit!

Edwards spliff, 0.001 gram of weed to 5g of tobacco

by boonski August 22, 2011

St. Edward

A Private All-Boys High School in Lakewood Ohio. The school is well known as a hotbed for great high school sports, including one of the top 20 Basketball teams in the country. Also home to the best wrestling team in the country. The school has numerous academic awards and continues to provide an excellent level of education.

St. Edward has the best sports in the state of Ohio.

by Roland M. January 4, 2008

St.edward

A little elementry school in the middle of tennessee with a lame ass principal, like father ryan wishes it was notre dame and there is only 2 frikin irish people in the school

little kindergardeners from St.Bernard beat the fith graders in basketball at st.edward...again

by meg February 4, 2005

team edward

The term used to describe people who are obsessed with twilight and favor edward cullen over jacob black. 99% of the time, team edward fans are people who read twilight when it first came out and fell in love with edward off the bat. team jacob fans are the opposite. they love jacob black despite their inability to have any solid support or reasoning for their infatuation. these people are wanna-be's who became twilight fans once the entire world already knew about it and thought they were cool and decided to be team jacob. never take someone who is team jacob seriously.

girl #1: omg i read twilight 888738 times! IM TOTALLY TEAM EDWARD!

girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!

girl #1: FAG!

by 1234 i declare a thumb war... June 25, 2009