homie ditching 

the act of ditching your homie for another homie

Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.

homie ditching by draydayy January 30, 2010

Discheese 

to displease, anger, or upset

It really discheeses me how many holes Marc punched into the ceiling.

Discheese by I will pee your pants March 27, 2021

Dipchip 

1.A cleaner alternative to dipshit.

2.A dumb or ignorant person.

What is a condom?

Something you forgot to use, ya dipchip!

Dipchip by Hailee Corin October 27, 2009

dichroscope 

A greek word for a dick so long it looks like a telescope.

Look at that dichroscope!

dichroscope by le pseudonym March 5, 2018

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

Dichtungs Dienstag by raidd May 17, 2022

verpöbel dich 

German slang that is used to tell someone to fuck off. It has been used since the opening of Maastricht university by Maximilian R. the first. It has since rapidly spread out to Germany, Luxembourg and Belgium's Ostakantons.

Verpöbel dich you drunk Maastricht syndrome effected slut.

Bro, I was using those dumbbells to pump up my biceps verböbel dich you partypumper.

Max you should stop telling people to verpöbel dich, it isn't polite.

verpöbel dich by SBEmaastricht April 8, 2016

unauthorised discharge 

During relations with your partner, as you approach the cresendo and with no prior warning or permission , you boldly unleash your man seed with reckless abandon in all the wrong places

Oh man. Last night I unauthorised discharged (UD) all over her chest and pillows

unauthorised discharge by Astronaut Jim June 1, 2016