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Curse of Ticondegra

a curse originating around 1900’s in North America that results in a Ticonderoga pencil being stuck in the anus of a person, causing immense pain all over the body.
Robert was struck by the Curse of Ticondegra and fell very ill for many weeks.
by landongodly May 21, 2024
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the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.
Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023
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the curse

in inability to maintain the attraction the vaginal intercourse from a women immediately after a serious breakup of a relationship
joe- "she wouldn't have sex with me"
Bob- "thats because you have the CURSE"
by Moe "Money" Mahmoud October 24, 2007
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The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023
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Western Pennsylvania Curse

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
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eesa curse

when you’re playing marvel rivals and you’re playing good and winning every game until you queue with your friend and you start losing every game you play with them
Man, I was winning every game solo, but the moment I teamed up with Jay, the Eesa curse hit, we couldn’t catch a break!
by toogoated April 12, 2025
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The Danny Hangout Curse™

subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.

The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
by kalalalalalalalalala February 23, 2025
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