Definitions by valtrexx

russian bird bath 

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.

My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.

russian bird bath by Valtrexx July 27, 2014

Serbian Curse

The inability to have an orgasm during sex.

Friend: How'd it go with that girl you picked up at the club last night?
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.

Serbian Curse by valtrexx November 9, 2012